We'd like to hear from you. Please follow these simple, spamproof instructions to send us a message.

1. Open your preferred email client.
2. Open a new message.
3. Consider whether you would like to contact the band or the person who operates this web site.
4. If the former, your secret word is amoeba.
5. If the latter, your secret word is webmaster
6. Note the domain name of the web site you are now reading (Hint: It is amoebacrunch.com).
7. In the To: field of your new email, enter your secret word.
8. Immediately follow your secret word (no spaces!) with the "@" character
9. Immediately follow that with this web site's domain name.
10. If done properly, the result will look like one of these:
    
11. In the Subject field, enter something likely to get the recipient's attention (e.g., "Payment Now 14 Days Overdue", "Can I Have Your Left Thumb?", or "Yuengling Sponsor Deal"
12. In the Body field, write something entertaining.
13. Click Send.
14. Wait up to 2 working days.
15. Receive reply with interesting yet unrelated attachments.